R
Action
Released: September 13, 2024
Screened: September 13, 2024
Joe Flood (Dave Bautista) assassinates a criminal during a ballet. During the post-assassination panic, Flood helps a ballet dancer named Maize (Sofia Boutella) who was trampled in the scrum. Not knowing Flood is the assassin, Maize thanks Flood for helping her.
He meets with his handler Zvi (Ben Kingsley) and receives his pay. He returns to his flat and discovers he’s accidentally kept Mazie’s cell phone. He tracks her to her studio and returns the phone. She asks him on a date. Flood at first does not want to but relents and makes plans with Maize for a date. The two spend time with each other, growing closer, while Flood continues to execute jobs. Maize thinks he’s into retirement planning and does not know he’s an assassin. He tells Zvi he wants to retire and needs a life insurance policy – thinking of Maize’s future. Flood starts to experience ringing in his ears, headaches, and double vision. After extensive testing, his doctor tells him he has Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, and will die within 3 months.
Devastated by the news, he orders a hit on himself for $2MM (because the insurance policy will not pay out for suicide). Zvi will not accept the orders and tells him to find someone else. He goes to Marianna Antionette (Pom Klementieff), another handler, and orders the assassination. She gladly accepts the orders as she and Flood have a negative history with each other. Flood asks for the assassination window to open at midnight. He meets with Maize and tells her that he must leave town and they’ll never see each other again. Mazie, confused, leaves Flood.
As midnight approaches, Flood gets drunk and leaves a voicemail for Maize, explaining that he’s terminally ill. Flood’s doctor calls and tells him that there was a mix-up in the test results, and that he really wasn’t ill. He attempts to cancel the assassination but Marianna, hating Flood, doubles down and refuses to cancel it. Teams of assassins attempt to kill Flood, but he’s able to win each confrontation. Eventually, Maize is kidnapped and used as leverage to assassinate Flood. His bounty raises to $6MM.
During the final battle, a team of mercenaries turns on the assassin Lovedahl (Terry Crews). Lovedahl survives. Flood and Maize kill the mercs and escape. Zvi kills Marianna. Flood and Maize get married.
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Action
Drama
Acting
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