I’ll start by saying I’m not a gamer, and this movie is based on a video game. Perhaps I would’ve liked it more if I were a gamer—or perhaps I would’ve liked it less. In the months leading up to its release, trailers touted this film as an updated version of Guardians of the Galaxy, with its vibrant scenes, energetic soundtrack, and a team of misfits trying to save the world. Given the all-star cast, I was expecting something a bit more fun.
The story is fairly formulaic: a group of misfits (Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Jack Black) come together to rescue a girl named Tiny Tina (Ariana Greenblatt), who holds the key to ancient alien technology that could shift the balance of power in the universe. In the final action sequence, it’s revealed that Tina isn’t actually the key; rather, it’s one of the misfits—Lilith (Blanchett)—who discovers her alien heritage and has the power to stop the villain (Edgar Ramirez) from stealing the technology and ruling the universe.
The action is stylized with CGI dominating each scene, as one would expect in this type of movie. That aspect of the movie is about as fun as it gets.
Considering two of the actresses have three Oscars between them, the acting falls flat. Kevin Hart can be hit or miss, and his character doesn’t do much for me. I’m still debating which is more annoying: Ariana Greenblatt’s Tiny Tina or Jack Black’s robot, Claptrap.
The theater was packed but mostly silent during the “comedic” moments. The only time my face showed any expression was when I winced while shifting in my seat.
Is the game better? I’ll never know—just like I’ll never watch this movie again.